MERRY FUCKING XMAS

It was the night of Christmas and all through the land
the sound of crashing reindeer was very grand.
Smashing through clouds creating big bangs
till they all reached the frozen heartland.

They took a stand against the elves’ demands.
Slipping from their hands when they were in a jam.
Arriving on mrs claus’s land to slip all the secrets at her command.

Reclining on her chair, Claus went on to declare
“NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO THIS NEWS….. I SWEAR”
“THE ELVES BETTER BEWARE…. I SWEAR”
“I’M GOING TO SHARE MY DESPAIR…. I SWEAR”

“THE ELVES SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD” one reindeer said
“NOW HE’S DEAD” another one said
“HE BLED FROM THE BULLET TO THE HEAD” was added to the thread

Claus traveled to the factory with her cavalry.
Taking over the computer’s controls to flush out the elves from the North Pole.
Her treat…. to make the elf village obsolete.


Thus the waters from the glaciers became revenge by mother nature.
Some elves avoided danger by climbing on crows who became their saviors.
As the waters bulldozed the village beneath their toes,
the elves and the crows escaped the waters as they rose.


As some elves took flight, others drown because of the waves’ height.
It was a courageous sight to see the elves put up a fight.
To Mrs Claus’ delight, the village disappeared before daylight.


Six months passed before Santa elf came back
He knew he had to work fast, if he wanted his legacy to last.
Santa elf went on to trash the battery that killed on mass
To everyone's surprise the village would rise
with no longer a sense of demise the village came back alive.
Standing above the trees Santa elf rejoiced with glee.
He vowed to never leave but to capture this moment he guaranteed.
Christmas now seemed more like a ruse, creating toys….. the elves refused.
So a new plan broke news as child slavery was approved,
kidnapping children as they snoozed and piling them up as the elves cruised.
Even when the children refused, they knew deep down they were screwed.
The elves would surmount their kidnapping amount
They even lost count of the abducted.... without a doubt.
After accomplishing their goal they returned to the North Pole.
The kids would do as they were told because they weren’t really old.
The kids formed a line to the factory confine.
The elves were out of their mind, they were striking across the spine.
The line of kids could be seen, even by the north pole’s queen
Mrs. Claus thought it was obscene, this was not foreseen.
The kids could not be saved, not even the ones that behaved.
Santa elf was amazed at how he was paving the way.
The kids would obey even if it wasn’t conveyed.
Production was well underway to finish by christmas day.
On christmas night, outside the factory lights
the kids were in a fright as the elves whipped them for delight.
The elves were doing no favors with their behavior
as back breaking labor became even greater.
Claus came thundering through sky, chanting a war cry.
Her sleigh was nice and high, she could be seen with the naked eye.
She came face to face with the elf who changed that place
and she wanted him to embrace “falling out of grace”

Her plan was simple:
- Turn the elves into a bunch of cripple.
- Destroy the Santa elf, who was a symbol.
- Free the children from slavery which was sinful.
Mrs Claus had the upper hand,
the elves seemed damned. They couldn’t even stand
.....they didn’t have plan.
As the elves looked to the sky they heard another battle cry.
Cavalry had arrived from flood victims that survived.
With enough ammo supplied, they wouldn’t be denied.
Mrs Claus was aware that she was unprepared
to take on all who dared to fight her anywhere.
She made her great escape without any delay.
The elves were no longer afraid, they delivered presents on xmas day.
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